On Patrol with the Wrestling Mole

While many would think that a mole such as myself, the great Barry Molea might spend most of his time buried in a hole...think again. The mole with the biggest ears in the world has been on patrol so beware...whatcha gonna do when the Molester comes for you!

Does Someone Need Schooling Department?

Now first off it doesn't take a mole to get a glimpse of some of the surprises coming up in the rest of the month for FCW. If all my little Mole-a-maniacs have been taking their Hulk chewables and saying their four hail Solie's a day then they would know that there is deep talk of two FCW superstars possibly making their return to Flatline in the upcoming weeks. It all makes sense-two upcoming FCW events, two returning superstars? Brains and Ale are definitely all the Rage this time of year especially when the temperature is hot enough to catch Heat Stroke.

The Ring Someone's Neck Department

It's now old news that after some manuevering TWF has recovered it missing ring. For many this puts an end to the whole clsuter funk but there is still one question that remains (of which many parts exist). Whatever happened to the guy who borrowed the ring in the first place? Some say he was boarded up in a backyard shed when the troops arrived to take back the ring while another source stated that the AWA co-founder was "hiding under his grandma's bed". Maybe we'll NEVER know!!! All I can say is that he better not be holed up in my burrow!!!

Get the Pine Straw Outta My Ass Department

Recently as I was checking out the other posts on this here mighty fine blog page I noticed a video from an outdoor event called "Obsession". At first I thought I might be about to check out an old perfume commercial but lo and behold there in broad daylight was a ring surrounded by cinder blocks, old wood, and other debris. What made this interesting was the appearance by several former wrestlers from another area company. Now either this is sort of like Favre going to the Jets or the biggest and best kept secret in all of CSRA wrestling. I'm gonna go with the first choice...just because I like how Favre is spelled differently than it is pronounced.

and in the Thank God I've run Out of Crap to Talk About Department

So what if Tomco left TNA...so what if foley ends up leaving WWE. Maybe they can get together and co-write some children's workout books...

Barry



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