Nick Hogan Possibly Scheduled for Early Release

Online celeb rag tmz.com is reporting that Nick "son of Hulk" Hogan will be released from prison on Tuesday, Oct. 21 due to good behavior instead of the original January 9, 2009 release date.

This follows a People Magazine report that hinted at Nick possibly being released three months earlier than his original sentence.

Hogan was sentenced to eight months for his involvement in an automobile accident that permanently disabled his longtime friend John Graziano.

Hogan's Zeroes Continued...

By Jonny Rokket

So as I reported exclusively yesterday, OK so it wasn't an exclusive since the whole world is watching it happen on the web but you read and will continue to read. Right? As I was saying, yesterday I just happened to mention all the craziness going on in Camp Hogan and now it looks like Brooke has decided to do an interview with Access Hollywood in an attempt to do some damage control.

OOOOOPS! Apparently Brooke doesn't know best either.

When asked by Maria Menounos about events as of late Brooke intelligently replied, “I don’t know it’s — it’s been pretty nuts.”

Oh those nutty Hogans!

But while Linda Hogan is busy with important issues such as making sure her soon to be ex hooks her up with a new Vegas condo as well as hanging out with new boy toy/former Brooke classmate "Charlie" that she hopes to hook up with in same Vegas condo, Brooke seems genuinely concerned. She also seems genuinely confused.

On one hand she states about Nick Hogan being jailed:

“I have to admit I did have a little bit of a breakdown one time about that ‘cause my brother and I are inseparable, I’m always used to protecting him, he’s always been my little brother.”

Then when asked about confrontations with other inmates Brooke adds: “Not physically harmed, but kids have confronted him about it, and thank God he knows how to handle it and say, ‘Yo! Back off!’”

The making of a future tag team? Brooke is used to protecting Nick and he can handle hardened criminals? Nick's fellow inmates better make sure not to screw with Brooke on visiting day!

Another row in the Camp Hogan appears to be over a phone conversation the Hulkster had with his son where they referred to crash victim John Graziano:

Hulk - “For some reason man, God laid some heavy s**t on that kid man,”

Nick - “John was a negative person. Will you work on that reality deal?”

Brooke's thoughts? “I don’t really know about that,” Brooke said. “I just know that my family has total love for John.”

Finally, leaving Brooke alone as the only Hogan not caught in any type of scandalous mess Linda Hogan, as reported earlier, now has a new 19-year-old boyfriend who's name is simply "Charlie". I guess after you've been with "the biggest arms in the world" you can only expect to go younger...MUCH younger. I think Linda Hogan has dogs older than "Charlie". But Brooke even chimed in on Linda and "Charlie" by saying:

“I don’t believe what’s going on you know. I don’t condone it and I’m like, ‘Who are you?’”

Like, totally Brooke.

Of course, as is the norm for Hollywood reporting, Brooke is asked if she feels the pressure of trying to work on her singing career and new reality show amidst all of the family drama.

“I don’t feel pressure,” Brooke said. “I do feel like if someone can see me slip up, you know, they would love it because it would complete the family craziness. I’m not naturally the type of person that likes to party and start trouble.”

That last park just makes me eager to sit down in front of the tube this Sunday and watch all the wild going-ons as Brooke and her two buds tackle life in a Miami condo. No partying or trouble making?

Screw that Brooke! we WOULD love for you to complete the "family craziness". C'mon, Team Hogan remember?

Ahhhh, those nutty Hogans. What would we do without 'em?

Hogan's Zeroes

By Jonny Rokket

Oh the crazy life of those nutty Hogan's. Throw in one wrestling icon, his overly surgically top-heavy wife, car racing son and pop diva daughter and you're bound to have the above-average family. Right? Well it appears that aside from being a tab bit nutty, Hulk Hogan and fam are far from your above average family. They obviously have problems like everyone else.

Looks like the "born but not raised" in Augusta wrestler has been the topic of mondo media outlets this week as the ongoing battle between the biggest arms in the family and the biggest, well, bumpers in the family continues. With son Nick in jail for the next few months on a reckless driving charge that left passenger John Graziano permanently disabled as well as a suit pending by Graziano's family, it seems Linda Hogan is more obsessed with making Hulk's life miserable. How so? By forcing the Hulkster to close the deal on a 4.3 million dollar condo the couple planned to buy a couple of years back. This prompted one of Hulk's attorneys, Dave Houston, to comment "we feel that, based upon the current reality of this family litigation surrounding the Graziano claim, that it is offensive and irresponsible to suggest that Terry Bollea should be compelled to purchase a $4.3 million pleasure palace so his wife has a place to go and party when she is in Las Vegas two or three times a year." Wonder where those chips will fall.

While the elder Hogan's squabble Nick Hogan, who is probably wondering why his family hasn't taken the time to come by and visit more often, spends the days contemplating his actions and reading letters from Stepahie Ragusa, a former teacher in jail for having sex with some of her former students. Pen pals perhaps? Maybe an after jail party rendezvous trip to Mexico is in the works? More lessons to be learned by the Nickster.

All the while the only sane one of the bunch (who woulda thought?) moves on with her own new reality show: Brooke Knows Best which is set to premiere Sunday July 13th at 10PM. (Aren't most of her fans usually tucked in bed by then?) In this new show Brooke moves into a hip 2,000 square foot Miami penthouse with two friends, Miley Cyrus look-a-like Ashley and gay best friend Glenn. The eldest Hogan, ever protective of baby Brooke goes so far to install deadbolt locks on the penthouse and even asks Glenn "On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?", to which Glenn replies "10". So what does a gay guy do when two straight gals decide to party. Who knows but in some instances, he probably won't be watching! Two straight girls and one gay dude in one apartment? We've seen this show before, I think it was called "Three's Company".

So all in all it would appear that the tv show Hogan Knows Best is pretty much dead in the water unless Hogan decides to shack up with Brookes older friend or Linda gets more serious with her reported 19-year-old boy toy. What will Hulk fans do now? How will Brian Nobbs pay his bills? Will Nick get to "continue his education"? Will Linda EVER get to party in her Vegas condo and forget about her family even more? We'll just have to keep watching Hogan's Zeroes...cuz obviously Hogan DOESN'T Know Best!